Officer Zuffle

Officer Zuffle is a character found in Ooblets (game).

Personality
Officer Zuffle is dedicated to his duties as a police officer, yet he unfortunately is a little bit dim-witted; because of this, the local Ooblets have a tendency to mock him.

Appearance
Zuffle has a thick black mustache, and dark bushy eyebrows. He wears a typical police getup.

Quotes
"Gleamy ooblets are a lot like the keys to the county jail cell, I have no idea where to find them."

"You'd think being a police officer in a town with no with no crime would be kind of boring. And it is. It sure is."

"I'd be more of a stickler about town ordinances but I can never seem seem to remember any of them."

"When I first put the police hats on my ooblets they hated it, but I think they've finally acclimatized. Some folks are born to do the job, and others have it thrust upon their tiny little heads."

"I became a notary public mainly because I've got the physique for it."

"I haven't made any arrests yet in my career, but I have written up a number of ooblets for mocking me."

"I've been trying to get a beanjuice brewer for my office but the mayor says that will upset the local economy."

"Back when this town was founded, there were only 3 types of ooblets native to the region. All of them man-eating, as I recall..."

"Ooblet clubs were first created in order to task people with herding ooblets out of attics, which used to be a more serious problem."

"Just holler if you ever have a question about Badgetown's rich history or, you know, if you require emergency services..."

"One of these days I'm going to retire, but then what will I do? I'd just walk around town with nothing to do, and that's what I'm doing anyway. And getting paid for it."

"Life in Badgetown is pretty great. I wouldn't trade it for anything. Except maybe Port Forward- I hear it's pretty nice there."

"I wont set foot in Nullwhere. Went there once. Saw something moving in the shadows that didn't stop and identify itself, even after I blew my whistle."

Friendship Sticker Quote
"I sense in you a kindred spirit. Please have one of my friendship stickers and a small gift."

Halloween Event 2020-
"Had a trick-or-treater dressed as a turtle get so excited about Halloween he ran head-first into a walkway railing he couldn't see in the dark. He's generally okay now."