Rugnolia

"Are you the research assistant I requested 3 years ago?"

- Rugnolia when you first meet her

Rugnolia is a character found in Ooblets (game). She is an inventor and gives the player their Grumboire. She also enlists the player to gather items for her inventions, like the Hankerbot and her Ooblet scanner.

Tasks

 * Bring Rugnolia 4 Lopauliflower. Once completed, the player will receive 120 gummies and 30 friendship points.
 * Bring Rugnolia 1 beanjuice.

Quotes
"Something becomes a field of study when you capitalize the first letter of it."

" *YOU* are statistically significant and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise."

"I've been trying to no avail to come up with a null hypothesis to my assertion that I'm a genius."

"I've drawn the conclusion, after some analysis, that you're pretty okay."

"My new patented predictive weather model indicates that it's going to rain within the next 0 to 180 days."

"I've determined that if we outlawed hopdob consumption, dangeous environmental emissions would decline by 23%."

"If an experiment doesn't prove your hypothesis, just try again with a smaller sample size."

"I think today I'm gonna go down to the creek to do some data dredging"

"I've read that there's interesting research being conducted on artificial ooblet resizing. Which brings up the obvious question of whether abnormally giant ooblets would choose to eat people..."

"The greater the complexity of a system, the greater a chance that subspace grublins will spontaneously pop into existance and run amok."

"The people who advertise their personality types from personality tests actually all have the same personality type."

"Daylight Savings Time was a psychological experiment that got way out of control."

"It's a little known fact that when scientists tell journalists about breakthrough scientific discoveries, they're always just kidding."

"The only thing that separates us from ooblets is the scientific method. Also, we're taller."

"There's a fine line between scientific progress and giant hideous mutants rampaging through the streets."

Friendship Sticker Quote
"You've been a surprisingly adequate research assistant. Please accept this sticker and small token of gratitude."

Halloween Event 2020
"Happy Halloween!"